Tag: travel-tips
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Johnny Crappleseed
Whenever Patty and I first start contemplating an extended trip, especially abroad, we start stockpiling our cheapest, oldest clothes. You know the ones. The items you don’t really wear but still can’t seem to give up on: Shiraz-stained blouses, underwear that’s lost its will to elasticize, 5K funwalk T’s, shorts that make you look too…
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Amster-damned!
I don’t trust the Dutch, mainly because they are so hard to pin down. Just when I think I understand the difference between Holland, The Netherlands, Belgium and Luxembourg, it blows up into a Flemish fuck-all. (Oh, and you can throw “The Hague” in there too, which sounds like the name of an aging, Euro-discotheque…
The Hillbilly Viking 